As you can imagine, back in 2002 when I started a website asking people to help me pay off my credit card debt, I received a barrage of emails — some nice, some mean, and some just downright weird. Rather than replying to these messages in private, I decided to do it publicly and post them on my website. These “MeMails” (as I called them) ended up becoming a viral hit and often resulted in more donations pouring in.
What's heartening here is that not long after he sent you this, broadband internet became a thing. While not sex (with another person), suddenly, he could get all the free porn he wanted. Just swimmin' in (virtual) clam. Also, what did I watch this week where they used the expression "swimmin' in clam"? It made me laugh so hard, I wrote it down, but I don't recall whom to credit.
Oh, this email brings me back. I read Save Karyn as a freshman in college in the mini library in the six pack basement (fellow Illini will get this reference)twice before scraping together money to buy my own copy. I just loved (and still love) your humor.
Are we absolutely sure that this Scarlett_Turtle isn't one of the "gentlemen" who was kind enough to send a photo of his less-than-impressive phallus via text? Because I'm suspicious . . .
What's heartening here is that not long after he sent you this, broadband internet became a thing. While not sex (with another person), suddenly, he could get all the free porn he wanted. Just swimmin' in (virtual) clam. Also, what did I watch this week where they used the expression "swimmin' in clam"? It made me laugh so hard, I wrote it down, but I don't recall whom to credit.
Oh, this email brings me back. I read Save Karyn as a freshman in college in the mini library in the six pack basement (fellow Illini will get this reference)twice before scraping together money to buy my own copy. I just loved (and still love) your humor.
Are we absolutely sure that this Scarlett_Turtle isn't one of the "gentlemen" who was kind enough to send a photo of his less-than-impressive phallus via text? Because I'm suspicious . . .
The most perfect clap back ever!