The Golden Bachelor

Not So Golden Now, Eh?

A Lyrical Post from the "I Told You So" Chorus

Apr 12 •

The Wedding That Could've Been an Email

The Golden Bachelor Wedding Recap

Jan 5 •

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The Golden Bachelor Finale Recap

Where the real winners were the advertisers

Dec 1, 2023 •

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Ladies & Gents, We've Been Had

The Golden Bachelor Might Be a Fuckweasel After All

Nov 30, 2023 •

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Little Gare Bear Comes Out to Play

The Golden Bachelor Episode 8 Recap

Nov 19, 2023 •

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Is Gary a Weasel? Jen & Karyn Disagree

The Golden Bachelor Episode 7 Recap

Nov 13, 2023 •

and

The One Where Gary Visits a Dude Ranch

The Golden Bachelor Episode 6 Recap

Nov 6, 2023 •

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Gerry Joins the Mile High Club

The Golden Bachelor Episode 5 Recap

Oct 30, 2023 •

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Big Time Pick(le) Me Energy

The Golden Bachelor Episode 4 Recap

Oct 23, 2023 •

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Hold Me, Gerry Turner

The Golden Bachelor Episode 3 Recap

Oct 13, 2023 •

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The Golden Bachelor Episode 2 Recap

Old people are boring

Oct 6, 2023 •

The Golden Bachelor Episode 1 Recap

A seasoned watcher and newbie share their thoughts

Oct 1, 2023 •

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