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I’m Worried I’m Going to Join a Cult

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ADD Tuesday

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Ladies & Gents, We've Been Had

ADHD? You Tell Me

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Meet Bagel the Dog

This Is Why You're (Meaning I'm) Fat

Little Gare Bear Comes Out to Play

Much Like the French, I Surrender

Two Red Lipsticks and a Lover

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The One Where Gary Visits a Dude Ranch

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Room for Improvement

The Golden Bachelor Episode 2 Recap

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The Summer I Had to Keep Buying Mayonnaise

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Petty, Party of One

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Calling Dr. Feelgood

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Tell Us Something Nice

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Jen Solves the World's Problems...Again

I'm Back, and Here's Some Free Advice

With Every Tragedy Comes Opportunity

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From Couple to Roommates: Is This Marriage Worth Saving?

Did Reese Witherspoon Slut-Shame Me?

Hurricanes, Earthquakes and COVID, Oh My!

Friday Free Advice: Sister-In-Law Showdown

The Pickle Scandal That's Rocked the Nation

The Most Horrific Thing Happened to Me

Free Advice: Dogs Don't Suck, But Some People Do

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Jen Lancaster, Advice Columnist

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I'm in a Fine Mood and It's a Problem

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Putting the HO in HOA

Wear the Cute Outfit

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Not a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World

What’s Something You'd Bring Back from the 70s, 80s or 90s?

My Trip to the Magic Castle

(Not My) Big, Fat Fairy Princess Wedding

Thread: What Movie Is a 10/10?

Happy Four-Day Weekend!

Who Was Your Favorite Teenage Heartthrob?

When Your Insult Makes Me Beam with Pride, You’re Doing It Wrong

The North American Paper Towel Hound

What Hill Will You Die On?

My Botox Overdose

I've Been Silenced as the Stupidity Police by My Keyboard

I'm 78% Sure My Husband Bought Ladies’ Sandals

Get Ready with Me

We Need to Talk about Kevin, I Mean, Britney

Thursday Thread: Vanderpump, Wildfires, Pride, Summer Reads

The Time I Shared an Intimate Moment with My Foot Doctor

I Have a New Nemesis

What's the Worst or Weirdest Job You've Had?

The Wedding Gift

Tales from a Selective Procrastinator

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Just Go With It

Celebrity Memoir Audiobook Master List

Are We There Yet?

Men Keep Hitting on Me

Why I Stopped Taking Adderall

You Think You Know Someone

I Can Do Anything

And That's Why I Love You

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A Retro Fridge, Handyman Horror Stories, and Why Everyone's Crushing on Jen's New Face Cream

I Almost Died — See the Nest Cam Video!

An Open Letter to That Guy

I Just Discovered the Next Door App

When You're Forced to Learn New Things

Feel Like a Failure? Watch This Episode of 'Girls'

Jen's Monogram-itis and Karyn's Chanting Om

$100 Cookies vs. Twitter Blue

Join Our Cult

The Time I Had a Mouse and $7 to My Name

Why Is This Drunk Old Lady Giving Me Jewelry in Bars?!

My Name Is Jen and I'm Addicted to True Crime

What Are We Going to Do with This Kitchen?

Five Things I'd Tell My Teenage Self

I'm Moving to a New (Old) Place

Flashback Friday: My Brief Career as a Newspaper Columnist

The Last Pivot

Thread: Raise Your Hand If You Can't Afford to Get Your Hair Done 🙋‍♀️

Jen Gets in Touch with Her Inner Child & Karyn's Ready to Party

You Have Questions, We Have Answers

Started from the Bottom Now We're Here

A Leisurely Game of Ping Pong

MeMails: Haters Gonna Hate

Throwback Thursday: When In Doubt, List It Out

Thread: Anyone Else Binge-Watch Vanderpump Rules?

The Pivot, Part II

I Almost Entered My Friend's Kid into a Child Beauty Pageant

House Moms

Welcome to It's Always Something

The Pivot

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

What We Bought This Week

The Penny Drop

Daily Bucks

The First Visit to the Wayback Machine

Gen X ASMR

Much Ado about Waffles

Thread: Does Anyone Care about the Academy Awards Anymore? We Certainly Don't